Titles and Insults

"Six feet from his head to his heels was all [the land] he needed."

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

(via anonymoushippocampus)

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amenpenis:

if pluto isn’t really a planet how do you explain this

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(via accentually)

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Me:There's nothing good about you.
Ricky:At least I have a dad.
Sam:No you don't. Stupid.
— 3 days ago