Titles and Insults

"Six feet from his head to his heels was all [the land] he needed."

pentaghastly:

woman? is that meant to insult me?

(via korrasane)

— 43 minutes ago with 3694 notes
rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

(Source: bigfatphallusy, via touchmeslowly)

— 45 minutes ago with 443980 notes

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via pizza)

— 47 minutes ago with 281288 notes

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

(Source: shigure-hime, via pizza)

— 49 minutes ago with 590922 notes

hi:

how i feel when im trying to get someone to text me back

(Source: vinegod, via pizza)

— 52 minutes ago with 70436 notes

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

(Source: god5, via pizza)

— 56 minutes ago with 389243 notes

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via idioticteen)

— 57 minutes ago with 510976 notes
crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

(Source: catsandhumanfoods, via zigan-with-felines)

— 59 minutes ago with 10803 notes